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    In the meantime it's possible that adding robot@evoweb.uk to your address book will help and if you're able to switch to a different email provider, that would work fine.

    We have also increased the number of bounce emails we can handle before accounts are marked as requiring verification again to hopefully mitigate the issue a bit as well.

The Random Crap Thread

Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

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"I'm siiinging in the rain, I... Oh fucking hell."
 
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"Agent 47 battles the enemy in new Hitman game "Scuba Assassin"

*hides*
 
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Hey, would make a change from WWII or terrorist-base - I like it!

Could be released on Wii, using the Wiimote to balance the umbrella.
 
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Ok been doing loads of sanding at home today and my nose is now full of shite. Thank's a lot nose hair you fucking waste of space.
 
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Next time, put a peg on your nose. That should stop the dust from getting up there. It may also produce the added bonus of making your voice sound funny for a while.

If you don't want to go for that painful option, buy one of those little face masks.
 
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Peg on nose = Funny sounding voice
Face mask = Looking like a murderer or Crime Scene Investigator

Whichever scares the kids the most, that's what I always say.
 
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And i got kicked out of the local baths yesterday, how was i to know the S fell off my Speedo trunks.
 
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Bernard Manning's not dead, he posts on Evo-Web and his name is gay666.
 
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No, Hutch was arrested shortly after posting that. He just sent me a text.
 
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He's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP!!

...Get it?
 
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the_thing said:
lol..is that legal?
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Well mate, the_thing IS (ASHJGAGSJHASGKAGSA) I reckon Chris Benoit coming back from the dead, travelling back in time and performing a diving headbutt into the twin towers would probably be pretty illegal.
 
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Ad16 said:
No.
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He's got a magnet (magnets warp data), everybody BACKUP (as in, backup your data before it's destroyed)!

Geek of the week baby, yeah.

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Thank you, thank you very much. My glasses are getting steamed up now.
 
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JB, you geekazoid! :mrgreen:
Jack Bauer said:
He's got a magnet (magnets warp data), everybody BACKUP (as in, backup your data before it's destroyed)!

Geek of the week baby, yeah.

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Behave. :roll:
 
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