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The Random Crap Thread

I'm not messing but if you watch that PS3 add in the bottom right corner it shows some people playing the game. Now when the little clip of GT then when it goes back on people playing it there is a bloke sat wanking next to his mate.
 
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jaygrim said:
I'm not messing but if you watch that PS3 add in the bottom right corner it shows some people playing the game. Now when the little clip of GT then when it goes back on people playing it there is a bloke sat wanking next to his mate.
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I'm not kidding you, this is the most I have laughed in a long time. It's worth leaving Adblock off just to see it.

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Oh my god I just saw it. That pic there doesnt do it justice. You have to see it in motion. Im pissing myself
 
Student, 16, goes for broke after finding £2m in his account
As student grants go, it was an improbably large sum. But when the cash machine told William Bowen he had £2 million in his account, he could think of no other explanation.

“I was surprised to say the least”, William, 16, said yesterday. “I thought it was something to do with the Government’s education maintenance allowance scheme, which funds sixth-formers to encourage us to stay in school.”

Pushing aside any doubts that he may have harboured about the sudden 66,666-fold rise in his usual £30-a-week payment, he made the most of the windfall and withdrew £300, the maximum allowed in any one day.

“My first port of call was Curry’s and I bought myself a new iPod and then I just went bananas around town. I bought a new pair of pumps, some jeans, T-shirts, the lot. It was like my birthday and Christmas rolled into one.”

On arriving home with his purchases he told his mother, Joanne, that he had received a “massive grant” from the Government. “She clasped her hand to her head and said, ‘What have you done?’ ” Mrs Bowen said: “I went straight to the bank and discovered that the account had been put £300 into arrears.”

The £2 million turned out to be an error linked to his new Visa Electron card. Mrs Bowen said that she was “really surprised” when the card was sent to him. It emerged this week that Lloyds TSB has been sending Visa-enabled debit cards to children as young as 11 without parental permission. Now William, of Woodside, Shropshire, has to settle the debt himself. “I owe them £300 and my mum refuses to pay,” he said.
 
Youth of today? If that was me I would have used the card to buy two million quid's worth of games and Vimto over the internet.
 
If I was young (like 12!) I wouls spend the money, and ask my mom and dad to sue their asses for allowing such a young soul have a credit card.
 
I've had a stalker online for the past 2 years or so... Random, yes. Pleasant, no.
 
:D If only it were. There's not enough of her to look at online (uploading vids now to Porntube). Sadly there's too much of someone following my every "virtual move" instead...
 
If I ever found money in my bank that shouldn't be there id always phone the bank to sort it out because you know whenever the bank figure out something was wrong... and you know eventually they will... they'll be demanding you give it all back.
 
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:D If only it were. There's not enough of her to look at online (uploading vids now to Porntube). Sadly there's too much of someone following my every "virtual move" instead...
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I find it scary but you do have to laugh at the little fucknut. I bet he finds a girlfriend who looks just like me next... :roll:
 
I haven't a clue at his address, if you'd seen my house I'd say just look for the exact same one over there, on an exact same street.....
 
Just scanning through the currently active members list and this name made me smile

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Bless. I've been around town during the day so that might be why he wasn't at home...
 
Seen that before very tight landing must be interesting sight sitting on beach.

I remember seeing another video of people being blown into water from plane landing.
 
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The airport here in Fuerteventura is right close to the sea too, I thought we were gonna land in the fuckin water when we came in!!!
 
Off topic : I have visited Fuerteventura in February. Where are you staying ?
 
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