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    In the meantime it's possible that adding robot@evoweb.uk to your address book/contacts will help and if you're able to switch to a different email provider, that would work fine.

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The Random Crap Thread

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The second question is bullshit - if i step away from my bathroom mirror i can see more of myself.

I hate maths questions like that because it adds the disclaimer "as long as the mirror is vertical" - but it doesn't say that in the question and it doesn't mention the size of the mirror or where it is placed.

A man leaves his tent. He walks 1 mile south. Then he walks 1 mile east. Then he walks one mile north. To his surprise, he now discovers that he is back at his tent, and at this moment he spots a bear. What colour is it?
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The colour of the bear!?

I hated maths for this kind of shit.
 
Yeah it's always questions like

Two men are walking down the street - one has brown shoes the other has black shoes. Both have just eaten and both are carrying a piece of paper each, measuring 3 inches by 8 inches.
How many more steps will it take for them to reach the post office?
 
I know, stupid.

They might aswell ask;

Two guys are walking down the street, one is called Jay, the other is called Chris. What are the chances that one of them is going to rape you?

a - 20%
b - 50%
c - 100%
 
Good job Jay, correct. Its a bit of a trick question, you see Chris being there, moaning about something to himself while walking, has no influence on the situation.
 
I saw 4 hot air balloons while I was heading to work this morning
 
Look at the state of it with no make up on. *shudder*

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Can't believe anyone would want to do that to themselves.

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