• Hotmail/Outlook (any Microsoft email services) folks. Microsoft is currently blocking our emails. We have raised a support ticket with them and will update when we can.

    In the meantime it's possible that adding robot@evoweb.uk to your address book/contacts will help and if you're able to switch to a different email provider, that would work fine.

    We have also increased the number of bounce emails we can handle before accounts are marked as requiring verification again to hopefully mitigate the issue a bit as well.

The Random Crap Thread

"Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? No, you can't name the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. You're not gonna name the kid Elliot. You gotta give him a real name. Give him a name. Like Nick."

"Nick?"

"Yeah, Nick. Nick's a real name. Nick's your buddy. Nick's the kind of guy you can trust, the kind of guy you can drink a beer with, the kind of guy who doesn't mind if you puke in his car, Nick!"
 
Jumbo_ said:
Billy Elliot?
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:NO:

jaygrim said:
Home alone?
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:DOH::DD

Nick Cave said:
"Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? No, you can't name the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. You're not gonna name the kid Elliot. You gotta give him a real name. Give him a name. Like Nick."

"Nick?"

"Yeah, Nick. Nick's a real name. Nick's your buddy. Nick's the kind of guy you can trust, the kind of guy you can drink a beer with, the kind of guy who doesn't mind if you puke in his car, Nick!"
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Spookey, I was just watching "Revenge of the Nerds" and one of the actors in Nicks film is in that
 
GOOD DAY I AM REV. PHILLIP JOHN THE NEW DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF ZENITH BANK OF NIGERIA PLC, MY BOSS MR. JIM OVIA, THE MD/ CEO OF ZENITH BANK OF NIGERIA IS NOW ON COMPULSORY LEAVE AND ALL POWER HAS BEEN VESTED ON ME TO MAKE ALL INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT....FURTHER MORE DUE TO ALLEGATIONS OF CORRUPT PRACTICE AGAINST OTHER BANKS, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA HAS APPOINTED ZENITH BANK OF NIGERIA TO EFFECT ALL FOREIGN OVERDUE PAYMENT. BE INFORMED THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA HAS APPROVED THE RELEASE OF $2.5, 000,000.00 (2.5 MILLION DOLLARS) WHICH HAS BEEN IN THIS BANK FOR SOME MONTHS UNCLAIMED. OUR BOSS MR. JIM OVIA IN COLLABORATION WITH THE GOVERNOR OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA MR CHARLES SOLUDO (HAVE BEEN REPLACE RECENTLY) HAVE REFUSE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ON HOW TO CLAIM YOUR FUND, THIS IS BECAUSE THEY HAS BEEN USING THE INTEREST ACCUMULATED FROM YOUR FUND EVERY YEAR TO ENRICH THEMSELVES WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE. I WANT TO HELP YOU PULL OUT THIS FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TODAY USING THE EASIEST AND QUICKEST METHOD WHICH HAS NOT BEEN KNOWN TO YOU BEFORE. BY THIS METHOD A DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT WILL BE OPENED FOR YOU. A DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT IS A SECURE ACCOUNT WHICH WE WILL OPEN FOR YOU IN OUR BANK AND CREDIT YOUR PAYMENT OF $2.5,000,000.00 FOR FURTHER CREDIT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, THE ESSENCE OF THIS DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT IS TO SECURE AND PROTECT YOUR PAYMENT FROM BEING DIVERTED BY FRAUDULENT PEOPLE OR MAKING PAYMENT TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT WHICH DO NOT BELONG TO YOU, THE GREATEST ADVANTAGE IS THAT YOU CAN INSTRUCT US TO CREDIT YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT BIT BY BIT WITH SMALL AMOUNT THEREBY SAVING YOURSELF FROM THE EMBARRASSMENT OF FINANCIAL AUTHORITY IN YOUR COUNTRY WHO MONITOR LARGE TRANSFER DUE TO CURRENT TREND OF TERRORIST. ANOTHER BEAUTY OF THE DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT IS THAT YOU CAN RETAIN THE BALANCE LEFT IN YOUR ACCOUNT IN OUR BANK AND CAN ALSO INSTRUCT US TO PAY OUT MONEY TO ANY BANK OF YOUR CHOICE IN THE WORLD, OR ISSUE YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU CAN USE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD WHEN IN A BUSINESS TRIP. I HOPE YOU NOW UNDERSTAND THE ADVANTAGES OF A DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT AND WHY YOU NEED THIS ACCOUNT TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT OF $2.5, 000,000.00 NOW IN OUR BANK. YOU ARE ADVICE TO FORWARD AS A MATTER OF URGENT YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER AND YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS AS WE HAVE STARTED THE PROCESS OF OPENING THE ACCOUNT FOR YOU. ALL THAT IS REQUIRE OF YOU IS TO ACTIVATE THE NEWLY OPENED DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT WITH A MINIMUM SUM IN LINE WITH PROVISIONS OF SECTION 2 SUB SECTION (IIA) OF BANKS AND FINANCIAL ACT OF 2001 WHICH STATE THAT ALL NON RESIDENT ACCOUNT OTHERWISE KNOWN AS DOMICILIARY MUST BE ACTIVATED TO MAKE THE ACCOUNT OPERATIONAL, WHILE SUB SECTION (IIB) DO NOT PERMIT ANY BANK OFFICIAL FROM MAKING DEDUCTION FROM THE PAYMENT. CALL ME ON 234-7026364489 THAT I WILL ISSUE YOU PAYMENT RELEASE CODE WHICH MUST BE GIVEN TO YOU PERSONALLY ON TELEPHONE STRICTLY FOR SECURITY REASON. THIS CODE IS VERY IMPORTANT AND IS WHAT YOU WILL USE TO CONFIRM YOUR PAYMENT. REV. PHILLIP JOHN PRIVATE MAILING ADDRESS: revphillipjohn01@hotmail.com or rev.phillipjohn01@yahoo.com
 
Hey hey hey the Nigerian scams are still going strong! Make sure not to go to Nigeria though, about 15 deaths each year are recorded due to some idiots actually going there...
 
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