Players: 1) Cristiano Ronaldo, 2) Joey Barton, 3) Frank Lampard
Diving twat whose arrival marked the start of a new way of football in England, stupid twat who has been given a million chances and blown them all, crap twat who could be replaced with a Championship/League One player tomorrow and it would make no difference to his club or country
Coaches: 1) Sam Allardyce, 2) Dave Watson, 3) Steve McClaren (and Paul Jewell as well)
A guy who showed no respect to Tranmere and told several bare-faced lies in interviews after being knocked out of the cup by us, a guy who tried his best to destroy Tranmere from the inside-out by doubling everybody's wages and then leaving us in the shit, a guy who is a living joke, and a guy who is a crap manager and yet gets the plaudits for his clubs finishing 17th in the league year in year out
Clubs: 1) Bolton, 2) Galatasaray, 3) Fulham
A club who were arrogant and violent whenever we played, a club whose "Welcome To Hell" attitude doesn't belong in football, and a club whose games I tend to skip during Match Of The Day (I don't hate them, I just don't want to watch them play football)
NT: NONE (unless I can say England, despite being English)